Wednesday, September 5, 2012

When Easy Jet screws you over


*Disclaimer: I only got 4 hours of sleep last night, so I’m very crabby, hence a very rant-y blog post for today J

Boy, when Easy Jet wants to screw you over, they do one hell of a good job! Before I get to that, how about I start from my last blog post. Yesterday, Tuesday, Zoe, her dad, and myself drove the 4.5 hours from Wigan to London. Her dad had to work today in Carby, which I am told is near here, and he was nice enough to drop me off at my hotel before Zoe and him went to their hotel and to work this morning. I stayed at the Best Western, which was nothing special, just like any Best Western that you would find in the United States.

This morning is where everything turned to hell. First, my 4:45 am wake-up call conveniently didn’t come until 4:52. This meant that I missed the 5:05 bus to the airport. By the time I got on the 5:20 shuttle, the driver started off the second I got in the door, so I had loads of trouble trying to get my bags into the holders cause of the way he was driving and they kept rolling away. And it sure didn’t help that all the English people on the shuttle just looked at me and not a single one of the men offered to so much as roll my bag back to me.

And now comes Easy Jet. First, even at 5:35 in the morning, the lines are about 100 miles long. When I get up to the front, I find out that you can only have one carry on, which doesn’t help with the fact that I had my backpack and my giant purse both full. After lots of struggles cramming everything into either my backpack or one of my suitcases, I finally made it up to the teller, where I had to pay £10 for every kilogram over the weight limit (which, I would like to point is only 20 kg, aka 40 pounds, per customer, no matter how many bags you are carrying). Needless to say, when all is said and done I will have ended up paying almost 300 USD for a flight that was originally supposed to only cost me $62. Gotta love the exchange rates these days…

To make things even more pleasant, by the time our gate number showed up on the screen, we only had 18 minutes until it said the gate was closing, and you had to cross the entire terminal to get to our gate. When we got there, the line probably had 100+ people waiting, and we got delayed almost 45 minutes. But, you don’t sit down to wait for your plane in this country, so you are just stuck waiting in a really long line with your feet wanting to fall off. Eventually, we found out that a crew member was sick and had to be taken off by the paramedics, which is what was causing the delay. While this part doesn’t bother me cause it couldn’t exactly be avoided, what does bother me is the fact that they were waiting until the end of time to tell us why our flight was being delayed and why we were all just standing around.

The nice thing about this flight is that even though it was “full booked,” I still ended up with the only open seat in the whole plane is right next to me. And, with Easy Jet you can pick your own seat, so I got what I feel like is a fairly decent seat. Now, one more way to squeeze money off of passengers on this flight is through the drink cart. Unlike any other flight I have ever been on, you can’t even get ice water for free. No, water costs you £1.5, which today is about $2.50, and a can of pop, just the small 8 oz ones, costs you £2. I paid £1.79 for a 20 oz bottle inside the airport and thought that was super expensive considering you can get it for 80p (the English version of cents) at most stores.

By the time that this is posted, I will finally be in Madrid, meeting my new roommate and officially kicking off my study abroad adventure. Now, our itinerary is looking pretty full for the next few days, with lots of museums and things to look at. I don’t actually get to Sevilla and meet my host family until Saturday, but I will keep you all updated on the fun and excitement over here in España!

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